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President Bird
22 months ago

Strewn outside the sacred cave..Lothar find new bizarre video with strange man from the future asking strange things in language Lothar no understand....and then there appears a retarded monkey who has demonic eyes and evil intent. Dare not view this video if thou are not prepared for a most hor...
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Cruise Missile
22 months ago

Lothar uncover more ancient demon videos from sacred cave. This horrific beast even unleashes some form of electrcity power that remind Lothar of time grandfather get struck in groin by lightning bolt. All loyal followers beware....beware the demon called...CRUISE!!
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Star Wars Nerd
23 months ago

Lothar find frightening video while meditating within sacred cave. Clan shamans not understand ritualistic gyrations, yet this creature must have been a most formidable demon warrior.
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- Love: 4
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Comments

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago who is this dude?

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago Now that you have revealed yourself, i am a maiden swooning in your masculine presence ! Oh Lothar grace us with your awesomeness! I am a fan! Raebobabe xoxo

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago You freakin rock man! Thank you oh King of the Hill people! Shall you be praised forever more for your act of mercy in giving a vote tword a maiden dweeb like me! Raebobabe xoxo

	ashot, 23 months ago I think its Hasselhoff

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago whats hasselhoff?

	Lothar, 23 months ago Who is this "Hasselhoff" you speak of? Lothar once pummel the infamous Goblin King "Hagglemorff "...perhaps you confuse the names in the legend . Ashot...your punishment will be both slow and painful if this mistake is made again. My torturers are trained by the Mongolian masters , and it would be most tragic to meet your fate upon their rack.

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago Yea verialy........

	karen, 23 months ago mmm torture. you amuse me, Lothar

	Lothar, 23 months ago If torture amuses you my dear Karen...then you have not met my Mongolian masters....

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago Thank you for adding me oh Great King Lothar !

	Lothar, 23 months ago Your gracious thanks are most welcome noble Raebobabe. You are an honorable and worthy ally, and my shamans are pleased with your ascension towards the rank of Village Nerdess .

	stusfro, 23 months ago Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Jareth was the Goblin King and can one realy shmite David Bowie? Or perhaps Jareth took the crown after the vicorious Lothar pummeled Hagglemorff with his mighty battle axe and war cry. Jareth constructed the Labryinth in fear that the mighty Lothar may one day reach his castle and deliver the same justice Hagglemorff fell victim too.

	Lothar, 23 months ago Indeed wise Stusfro.....indeed. The creature called Jareth was the cross dimensional alter ego of a being known as "David Bowie", and he replaced the destroyed Goblin King, Hagglemorff the Disgusting. This "Bowie" creature perplexed Lothar, for he would wail like a banshee while wearing the garb of a maiden, and he would call himself "Ziggy Stardust". This bizarre behavior is not seen in Lothars clan, and the shamans had to consult the Ancient Book of Riddles for guidance. We view this Bowie as a bigger threat than Hagglemorff himself , and I have sworn to the Great Eagle God that I will vanquish this creature from our land . Unfortunately, the Labyrinth was specifically designed to thwart me and my tremendously powerful battleaxe. Until the day comes when the blood moon hangs high in the sky...and the amber mountains shine bright in its moonlight ..Lothar waits for his chance to behead and eviscerate the evil Jareth/Bowie/Ziggy.

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago Omgosh! You amaze me once again great king Lothar of the Hill People! My clan is also awed by the stories of your epic ventures, herioc bravery, and your amazing blood stained battle axe! However............. i have but one question for you.......... how can you have killed the goblin king when the Gandalf killed the goblin king with his sword Gamling (which might i say is not as cool as your battle axe)........ is there more than one goblin king? And how many kindoms (or labrinths ) do those freakin goblins have?

	Raebobabe, 23 months ago Hail Great king Lothar! How goeth the pillage -ing? I have not heard from you in awhile..... please replyeth back mighty king (the voting wars are getting fierce and your loyal followers are in need of your battle axe!) Alas! Me thinks im among the dead! Post back soon! Loyal Follower and Village Nerdess Raebobabe

	TheNerdJUDGE, 23 months ago Greetings Lothar... How art thou? I am honored to be in your presence... < br /> -Sir Nerdius Judge

	Raebobabe, 21 months ago Lothar????? Where are you!!!!!!! I totally miss you man! You like dropped off the earth ! sad I do not feel the saftey of the battle axe no longer! xoxo forever ! Raebobabe

	Raebobabe, 21 months ago Thank the Battle Axe you have returned! I knew you would not forsake your loyal clan! For many moons I have been pollishing my broadsword , waiting for your return! I am so glad to hear that you defeated the harpies! However I am saddened to hear that you suffered many burns of the treachorous great volcano Bakallakaliian . And these lacerations you speak of sound dreadful. I feel no pity what so ever for that small band of villagers that you obliterated , for they should have known better, not to laugh at King Lothar. This bear dwarf you speak of scares me so. But there is now one less demon in the world because of your great bravery. I know you wont be back from battle for awhile, but i am once again happy to hear from you. I must go back to the place of learning where the Shamans (whom i think are evil) teach me the ways of learning. The work of home gets piled on so high, I need two mastodons , a yakamoook and a cart to bring it all home (and yet the shamans just pile it on even higher). The tests of information i won't ever use in life are the worst though! Does anyone even know what the word "aupisious"means? What about the Vertex Angle of "trigonomitry "? The Village Nerdess Raebobabe's brain hurts very much. Oh why must this higher schooling be ruled by evil winkled shamans! At least least there is only a few moons left. Then i can join my Clan in Battle which I hear is called Coll-ege! They say it is most glorious there. So I must go for now, but I will always be here when you need me! Please keep in touch and we will speak very soon.......... < br /> Village Nerdess xoxo Raebobabe